ladygoathorn asked: *tackles*
*tries to bite*
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They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.
[This blog contains both NSFW rp and many crack RPs. You have been warned]
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Stark enterprises
ooc: Currently tony is affected by a magic anon. Turning him female
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ladygoathorn asked: *chases you* Oh no, you don't. Fun time is over. It's back to the ocean with you.
*runs faster. Fear in his eyes*
ladygoathorn asked: I'm here to pick up the kelpie. *eyes you, shrugs, and tucks you under her arm*
*squirms free. Dropping to the floor and running as fast as his little legs could carry him*
Anonymous asked: The muffin trail ends outside the side entrance and the door slams behind you.
*jumps, turns around to face a closed door*
stark-enterprises replied to your post: *Chewing on the leg of his pants*
*weaves in and out of his legs. Less than knee height**kneels and shakes a finger him* No chewing.
*Lowers his ears, scuffing the floor with his hoof*
… Donut?
*squeaks, looking puzzled. He was sure he was going for a neigh*
Anonymous asked: A trail of mini muffins is set out in the house.
*follows the trail*
*weaves in and out of his legs. Less than knee height**kneels and shakes a finger him* No chewing.
*Lowers his ears, scuffing the floor with his hoof*
*eats them. Writing “Thank you” with his hoof on the ground*
Anonymous asked: Dare you to drop a clod on Phil's shoes.
*shakes head*
Anonymous asked: here you go li'l guy, have some whiskey oats!
* happily munches on them*